Friday 8th December 2006
by JennyI just put in my two week’s notice at HWS, so I won’t be working for my current employer much longer, but I wanted to post an email that was sent to the entire company. It gives you an idea of the caliber of some (not all) of the people that work here:
I want to show my appreciation towards all the male gender in Heritage. everyone has done very well at not urinating on the seat. this is the first company i have worked at that keeps the potty clean all day…good job, Thanks! : ) (The email was sent by Cori Powell.)
The sad thing is, this isn’t a joke. This was really sent to the entire company of about 150 employees. I, of course, had to respond. Here was my response:
I’m glad you feel that way, but I don’t think it is necessary to share with the entire company. It’s gross!
I got a few responses to my email, such as:
Thanks Jen. Thats what I’m talking about.LOL
from
Your boy
Mark F
and
Jennifer, I so have to agree with you there… (fyi, I didn’t hit reply all, so you’re the only one who knows I agree…)
Actually, I have to say, I have enjoyed being an editor/writer for the company. It’s been a great place to work, and I’ve learned quite a bit…especially about the bathroom habits of the male employees.
I’m sad to leave, but at least I’ll have some funny memories!
OMFG wow. that cori is a real gerk.
Thanks for your comment, Cori. I have to say, your company-wide email was entertaining. I did, in fact, realize it was a joke, and thus the response I sent. I was hoping I didn’t work with people THAT retarded…but who knows…
At any rate, yes, the bathrooms are cleaner as the new company I work for is my own, and I actually hire a janitorial service to take care of them.
Best of luck to you at Heritage, and I hope the bathrooms never let you down.
Jenny
By the way, I think it’s funny that there are always emails saying “onward and upward.” You left that part of my email out! And it was a joke, so get over it already. Funny that it was the highlight of your blog. Sincerely, Cori Powell.
P.S., Hope your new potties are as clean as those at Heritage!
P.S.S., Nice rabbit.